Saturday, January 12, 2013

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The Dolmuş Detectives


We’ve been having very un-Mediterranean weather this week, with temperatures consistently dipping below freezing at night.  It’s the sort of cold that’s been forcing me to wear long-johns just to survive in our un-insulated house and prompted us to pick all the lemons from our tree to prevent them from dying sad deaths as lemonade slushies.

On Monday, there was a particularly vicious wind blowing, so I bundled up in a hat, scarf, and extra layers before heading out to do a few errands.  After I finished my grocery shopping, I sat a minute at a cafe for a cup of hot tea to fortify myself before braving the elements again.  (I know, that sounds wimpy for a Canadian, but I’m telling you, my blood has turned Mediterranean and I am not built for this!)  I fought the icy gusts all the way to the bus stop and was relieved when I only had to wait a minute for my dolmuş.  

Swiping my card, I squeezed my way back to the middle of the crowded minibus, secured my bags between my feet, grabbed a handhold and settled in for the half-hour balancing act that was sure to do my abs a lot of good.  

This particular bus was full of respectable looking older folks and thus rather quiet.  But just after we’d pulled away from the curb, one gentleman’s voice rose above the polite hum of conversation with great urgency.

“I want to report a robbery.  I just saw some kids steal a motorcycle!”

All heads swiveled in his direction, and I turned to look, too.  He had his cell phone up to his ear and his nose pressed to the glass.  From where I stood, I could just make out two dark heads of hair outside the window, keeping pace with the bus.

“They didn’t have a key.....They rubbed those contact thingies together and - whoop - off they went......Yes, I can see them - they’re right beside me!” he continued.  

A pause, then an exasperated laugh.

“No, I can’t stop them.  I’m on a dolmuş, for the love of God!”

By this point, several passengers had crammed themselves onto the right side of the bus and all heads were craned towards the window, straining to see the action.  

““The brand is a....uh....I don’t know.  It’s white!  And old, really old.  One of those little ones.  We’re on the 30A heading away from Real towards the Mevlana intersection.  They’re going the same way as us.  There’s lots of traffic, so we can’t keep up with them.”

“Tell them what they’re wearing!” shouted an older lady with bleached blonde hair sitting in the front of the bus.

“Officer, there are two of them.”  He spoke with authority, clearly taking his role as “witness” very seriously.  “The one driving is wearing a black coat, the one in back is wearing a white coat.  Teenagers.”

“I can see the license plate!” exclaimed the pink-lipsticked grandma beside Bleached Blonde.  “It’s 07 HR....I can’t read the numbers underneath.  They’re rubbed off.”

Mr. Witness repeated these details breathlessly into the phone.

We slowed to a halt as the light ahead turned red.  The motorcycle, along with a laughing Black Coat and White coat, veered in front of us and snaked its way through the stopped vehicles.  The driver cursed.

“They’re getting away,” lamented Bleached Blonde.  

“Okay, they’re turning left!” the driver, his head out the window, called over his shoulder.  “Tell him they’re turning left onto Kızılarık.....and they ran a red light!  Tell him they ran a red light!”

“That’s two crimes now,” said Pink Lips to Bleached Blond amidst much tongue clucking from the rest of the passengers.  

The light turned green, allowing a mere five cars through the light.  Our driver laid on his horn.  

“Well, they’re gone now,” Mr. Witness said.  “Down Kızılarık, away from town.....You’re welcome.”  He hung up the phone.

“Eh, let ‘em go.  It’s cold out,” said Bleached Blond with a chuckle.  “Serves them right.  They’ll freeze before they get too far!”  

We all laughed.

“If I were going to steal a motorcycle,” piped up a man in the back, “I’d do it in the summer.  Only an idiot steals a bike in the winter!”

Friday, January 11, 2013

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Five Interesting Things I Saw From the Bus Window This Week



  1. Three full-grown guys riding (or rather, weaving) down the road on one bicycle.  Not a motorcycle, just a regular bike.  Very crowded.
  2. Two little boys, not more than three or four years old, waiting on the median of a busy street to push their little two-person toy jeep the rest of the way across the road.  Hands on the bumper, little butts up in the air, looking both ways.  Scared me to death.
  3. A guy riding a bicycle down the road with a newspaper opened up inside his V-neck sweater to block the wind and keep his chest warm.  I thought that was pretty creative.
  4. There’s a place not too far from my house that sells toilets and it has a life sized camel on the roof.  Looks like a statue, but could very well be the work of some skilled Middle Eastern taxidermist.  I don’t get the connection between toilets and camels, but it catches one’s eye if nothing else.
  5. At the BP gas station closest to home, there’s a big semi parked in the parking lot, and....it’s a Burger King!  It’s got the words “Ateş seni cağrıyooooo” on the side (translation ‘The fire is caaaaaaalling you’ - the slogan from their ad)  There are tables outside and steps going up to an opening in the side where you can order a burger and fries while you wait for your gas to be pumped.  It’s kinda like a taco stand or a food truck except....it’s Burger King.  What makes it funny is that it’s out in the sticks, where there aren’t even traffic lights, let alone American fast food joints.  Weird.
There’s a #6, too, but it’s a story all its own.  Stay tuned to hear how I witnessed a motorcycle robbery on Monday......

Saturday, January 5, 2013

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Shoot for the Moon...



“Shoot for the moon.  Even if you miss, you will land among the stars.”  - Les Brown

I can remember writing out this quote with fat Crayola felts in high school and taping it to my bedroom wall for inspiration.  At that age, with my whole life stretching before me, I set my dreams as high as I could.  My goals were things like “End abortion” and “see all of Russia saved.”  

Fast forward a few years to a time when I had my small group girls write out their dreams.  I wrote out a stack of my own on little slips of coloured paper, and I still have them, all fastened together with a clothespin and sitting in my night table junk drawer.  My aspirations were a little more focused by that point and included things like “start a greeting card company” (check), be fluent in Turkish (75% check), have eight kids (that’s looking a bit unlikely at this point), be a Mandarin-English translator at the Beijing Olympics (hard to do when all I can do is count to ten and ask where I can buy chocolate.....), eat Swiss chocolate on a picnic in the Alps (didn’t make it to the mountains, but I did down some incredible truffles on a layover in Zurich this summer), and ride a canal boat in Venice (still waiting for someone tall, dark and handsome to share that one with.)

Now, It’s New Years Resolution time again, and I’m laughing at myself because most of my 2013 “dreams, goals and anticipations” are the ones I set last year but have yet to accomplish.  Turns out I aimed way past the moon and only managed to hit a couple of nearby stars.  I am only inches closer to finishing my writing course this year than I was last year.  I did manage to sit a few cafe tables away from my favourite Turkish photographer, Ara Güler, but didn’t meet him, let alone go shooting with him as per my goal.  I only finished two of the ten books I’d put on my reading list.  (Granted, several others are nearly done and I did read a whole pile that weren’t on the list).  Didn’t take a photography course in Turkish.  Didn’t get any articles published.  (Or even submit them in the first place....)  Didn’t get married.  (Though I can’t take full blame for that one.)

It’s would be easy to look back on my list of unachieved goals and feel disappointed in myself.  But instead I am choosing to celebrate all the things I did accomplish (many of which weren’t even on my list), as well as the things that were simply given to me as gifts of grace.  I finished the 20th Century Turkish History Chart I’d been researching towards and working on for almost two years.  I made a photo book about Istanbul.  I won honourable mention in a photography contest.  My writing increased in frequency and quality.  I cleaned out my crazily disorganized office cupboard, washed the windows a few more times than the previous year, stuck with my exercise plan all the way til September when things kinda dwindled, stayed more on top of my tax receipts, and was much more disciplined with my time and my entertainment intake.  

Beyond that, I look back on 2012 as a season where I grew in leaps and bounds spiritually, greatly improved in language, became more solid in who I am (and who I’m not) and threw myself wholeheartedy into all those “distractions” (a.k.a. people and relationships) that may have “stolen time” from my carefully crafted schedule but ultimately matter more to me than “getting my writing hours in” and bring me far more joy than “checking items off my to-do list.”  

So much of what makes a year great can’t be measured or marked as completed.  And as such, I am declaring 2012 a success.

In the spirit of shooting for the moon, I have made my list of goals for 2013, and I am comforting myself with the fact that the ones that have been forwarded from last year’s list are there simply because they are still important to me.  His mercies are new every morning, and January is a fresh chance to refocus and realign my life with my priorities.  Not every item on the list is blog-postable, but here are the internet-friendly ones:
  1. Get married.  (Okay, perhaps this is less “goal” and more “anticipation.”  Believing for divine help in accomplishing it!)
  2. Write something every day, totaling at least 2000 words a week.  (To be upped as soon as I get into a good rhythm.)
  3. Post at least one blog entry a week.
  4. Submit writing samples to Alaturka and Skylife magazines and get at least two articles published.
  5. Finish my Matador U writing course by December.
  6. Exercise five days a week.
  7. Record interviews with my language helper and make a good start on writing a book about her life and how Turkey has changed over her lifetime.
  8. Read a novel in Turkish.  
  9. Successfully make macarons at home.
  10. Have a long layover in a European city I’ve never been to before. 
  11. Spot a Turkish celebrity.  (No German tourists posing as Turkish movie stars allowed!)
  12. Master the art of really foamy Turkish coffee.  (I can make the coffee fine, but the foam is hit and miss.)
I am happy to report that this makes two blog entries this week, I have exceeded my 2000 word writing goal by 1091 words, and my abs are really sore from a good pilates workout yesterday.  

Here’s to making it to the moon this year!

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

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Assorted Holiday Happinesses


Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!  

The holidays passed in a delightful blur of holiday-ness, and I didn't really have time to catch my breath, let alone blog about anything.  Now that the last truffle has been eaten and, as of tonight, the last guest has flown away, I am collapsing in an introverted heap in my room, never to come out again.  Or at least until tomorrow when I am helping friends move.  :)

December held plenty of shareable moments and document-worthy creative projects, so I thought I'd just make a collage of all of them for posterity and your viewing pleasure.  

(Click the image to see it a bit bigger.)

1.  Christmas truly begins with the decorating of the tree, and in our house, that always meant watching It's a Wonderful Life while we hung ornaments.  As a kid, I thought it was soooo long and boring, but now it's one of my very favourite movies.  One of the joys of 21st century technology is being able to watch the movie and decorate my little tree in Turkey whilst messaging Mom back and forth as we quote our favourite lines.  

"I wish I had a million dollars!  Hot dog!"

2.  I baked dozens upon dozens of cookies - stars, trees, gingerbread men, angels and snowmen.  Then the kiddos came over and we busted out the frosting and sprinkles and had a decorating extravaganza!  

3.  The kids are definitely at the perfect ages for getting creative with their cookie decorating. We're way past "How many sprinkles can I possibly fit on this thing?" and have moved onto "What do you think of the pockets on my gingerbread man's overalls?"

4.  It was unanimous - our favourite cookie of the year was definitely the melting snowman.  

5.  One day, my roommate came home with a surprise for me:  she'd discovered a store selling macarons!  The glory has come to my city!

6.  A bummer of a day was turned upside-down when the postman knocked on my door holding a parcel from thoughtful friends in Nashville, complete with Christmassy Andes Mints!

7.  Bath and Body Works candles have kept my room smelling festive all season.  I like the Spiced Apple Toddy one in particular.

8.  These scrappy Christmas tree cards were so much fun to make, look adorable, and literally take like five minutes each.

9.  My Christmas present to myself:  a pair of cozy new brown and blue slippers.

10.  Having found out about the macaron source in town, I got a box and cut them all in half so the kiddos could sample them, since they'd heard me talk about them so much.  My favourite reaction:  "You're right, they DO taste like clouds!" 

11.   My mom has kept me well-stocked with caffeinated Christmas decorations over the years, so now my tree looks like a Starbucks commercial!

12.  Perhaps my favourite decorations:  my nationalistic crescent and star baubles.

13.  The only thing more fun than opening your own present is getting to open someone else's!

14.  These Santa boxers made an appearance in the White Elephant gift exchange (a.k.a. The Steal Game - a time-honoured tradition) three years ago and were won by our 70+ year old home-school teacher.  She took them home with her to Florida, and when she came back this year to teach, she brought them all the way back just so she could "regift" them at the exchange this year.  (Thankfully she didn't end up with them twice!)

15.  I scored big in the White Elephant game and got one of the only gifts that wasn't a joke:  smoked salmon all the way from Canada!

16.  These smiles are one of the best parts of every Christmas.

17.  For about three days, it looked like Charlie's chocolate factory had exploded in our kitchen, but the truffles turned out great!  My favourites were definitely the espresso ones.

18.  It was the second time we'd spent Christmas with our Swedish friends who live in another city, and some of their traditions are starting to feel traditional to me, too.  My favourite?  Disney cartoons at promptly 3:00 on Christmas Eve.  It's the same set every year - Goofy driving a trailer, the mice making Cinderella's dress, the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp....and apparently the whole country sits down and watches them!  They were dubbed in Swedish, so I had fun making up my own dialogue and picked up a few vocab words, too.  :)

19.  Another bonus to spending Christmas with Swedes:  smoked reindeer on crackers!  Yum!

20.  We have a terrible time finding wrapping paper here, but were finally able to find some on the 23rd at a big store.  I stocked up for next year!

21.  I had fun making my own gift tags this year.

22.  You mean your Christmas Eve party didn't include a little Gangnam Style?  (Sing along with the translated English lyrics - it's way more entertaining that way!)

23.  A friend of the friends we visited for Christmas had "connections" on the US military base nearby and was able to score eggnog!  Now THAT made it taste like Christmas!  (photo:  stuffjewishyoungadultslike.wordpress.com)

24.  My roomie got me this AMAZING serving set.  It matches my crescent and star baubles and all my Ataturk coffee mugs.  :)

25.  Spend Christmas with a Swede and you, too, could end up with one of these cool reindeer cookie cutters!  Next year, we'll be adding Rudolph to our cookie repertoire....

26.  The same friend who bought me the cookie cutters also knows of my love for macarons and found me some at Caribou Coffee.  I was so touched!  :)  Looks like they're becoming more widely available in Turkey.  I feel some Macaron Crawling coming on....

27.  Christmas morning is for PJs.  Especially when the electricity and water are off and you can't shower anyways!  (Note the baby bump in the middle - two months til she shows her little face!  If you can't see her, it's due to the fact that the guy at the pazar claimed that those crazy fuzzy PJs were one size fits all....)

28.  After stockings and presents....Settlers!

29.  I have this thing about keeping my presents under the tree long after Christmas.  Maybe it has something to do with not knowing where their new homes will be and dreading the cupboard rearranging that will have to take place.  But, really, I think it's just a way to savour the afterglow.  

30.  A friend made these amazing Christmas cupcakes for our New Years party.  Dark chocolate, espresso and allspice with cream cheese frosting.  Yum.

31.  Found these fun napkins at the same place as the wrapping paper.  Turkey has come a long way in festive paper products!

32.  This recipe is a keeper:  Caramel Macchiato Cheesecake.  I wish I'd made two!  I think I'm going to need a pair of those one size fits all PJs soon.....

33.  The opening of a Bath and Body Works here this fall was huge cause for celebration, but I was bummed when I learned they wouldn't be getting any of the Christmas scents this year.    But my kind roommate knows that it's tradition for me to wear Vanilla Bean Noel lotion every winter, and she had a friend trek across Istanbul and buy a bottle and bring it down when she came for New Years.  I'd been stretching the last few drips from last year's bottle to make it last - now I can really slather on Christmas!

34.  We went downtown on New Years Eve to watch the fireworks, and they were amazing!  I didn't take my big camera down with me, so all I got were some lame iPod photos, but they were glittery and shimmery and beautiful - some of the best I've ever seen.  And right over our heads, too, so that every boom shook my sternum.  Loved it.

35.  "Mutlu Yillar" - "Happy New Year" painted on a door in the old city.

36.  When I took the last of the trash out after our New Years Day gathering, I stopped by the neighbourhood mailbox and, lo and behold, there was my first Christmas card!  It was mailed on American Thanksgiving and just got here now.  That thing spanned from one end of the holiday season to the other!

And with that, I bid the holidays farewell and embrace 2013 with great gusto.  (But the tree may stay up another week or two.....)  :)





Friday, December 14, 2012

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Let Not Your Cookie Cutters Rust



You wouldn’t normally think of a cookie cutter as a sign of hope.

A friend once told me how she had one special gingerbread man cookie cutter that she’d bought for the day when her daughter would be old enough to make Christmas cookies with her.  I picture it as shiny and silver, with those nice sharp edges that make for a well-formed edible man.  It would produce whole families of gingerbread people, complete with silver bead eyes and crooked royal icing smiles and cinnamon heart buttons on imaginary coats.  

The thing was, my friend didn’t have a daughter.  She didn’t even have a husband.  But she did have hope.  I imagine that every year when she pulled out her cookie cutters, that little gingerbread man one caused a bit of a twinge in her heart - a reminder that the thing she most longed for still sat out of reach.  And yet, at the same time, that cookie cutter is a symbol of her unwavering trust in the One who knows the desires of her heart inside out and has the power to bring them to life.  

I, too, have a set of cookie cutters.  A Christmas tree, a gingerbread man and his son, a big star, and some tiny angels and candy canes in which the dough always seems to get stuck.  I also have an ever growing collection of pastry bags and icing tips, sprinkles and markers with edible ink.  And today, they’re coming out of the cupboard to make their annual appearance.

My love for decorating cookies started when I was little.  My Grandma used to have me and a friend over most years for a big cookie decorating extravaganza.  She’d have plenty ready when we got there, and the oven would keep running all day to keep up with our need for “more stars” or “another tray of those chocolate ones.”  We’d sit at the kitchen table, up to our elbows in icing, intently focused on our sugary works of art.  She was always into the latest fancy recipe she’d seen Martha Stewart making, but we were never big fans of the nutty ones or anything that couldn’t be slathered with colourful icing.  :)  

At my eighth birthday party, my mom was brave enough to set a whole sleepover-full of girls loose with bowls of icing and licorice nibs and Smarties and candy corn.  I distinctly recall my cookie resembling a city with tightly packed skyscrapers - the more I could fit on there the better!

When I was in high school, I worked at a bakery, and I remember being so excited when I was finally trusted to write on cakes or do the chocolate smiley faces on our iced happy face cookies.   Halloween was the best because you got to get creative with the Jack-o-lantern ones. :)

Once I grew up, I started to look forward to the day when I would be the one popping tray after tray of cookies into the oven while my own little ones shook sprinkles onto iced cookies and decorated little gingerbread outfits.  But, like my friend with her prized cookie cutter, I am still hoping toward the day when that dream is a reality at my own kitchen table.

In the midst of the waiting, though, I have learned a precious lesson.  It is far better to spill out my storehouse of “mama love” now than to save it up for “someday” when I have my own kids.  I don’t have to fear it running out if I spend it on other people’s children.  But I might fear it going sour inside of me if I were to keep it all locked up.  Instead of letting my cookie cutters rust while mourning the fact that I don’t yet have a family of my own to make traditions with, I’ve decided to be thankful for the “family” around me and enjoy those traditions now.

And so it is that I have a Christmas cookie decorating party at my house every year.  

The group around the table changes every time.  Once it was a trio of pre-teen girls who giggled and sang their way through who knows how many dozen cookies and then took their treasures home to share with their families.  Last year it was several of us twenty-and-thirty-somethings and one of the no-longer-so-pre-teen girls reliving sugar-sprinkled childhood memories and then cozying up to White Christmas with mugs of minty hot chocolate.  And tomorrow, it will be said nearly-graduating girl (who is now closer to “friend” than “kid” in my books) and I teaching her two little sisters and their two best friends the fine art of squeezing a piping bag.

These kiddos have been a part of my life for almost six years now, since before two of them could really say anything intelligible.  They’re like siblings to each other and are the closest thing I have to nieces and nephews, and I adore every one of them.  They are a great source of hugs and entertaining stories, and it is my delight to pick out presents for them when I am back in Canada and cheer from the audience as they recite nationalistic poems and dance with pompoms at their school programs.  They are old enough now to be trusted with sprinkle shakers and food colouring and I am super excited to watch their creative juices flow.  



And so, as I head to the kitchen for the Cookie Day Eve baking marathon and take my gingerbread man cutters off their shelf, I can honestly say that my heart is full.  It’s full of  10% wistfulness and longing for “someday” and 90% gratitude for the people who have been placed in my life to love on now, today.  I look forward to a day of laughter and milk-moustaches and sprinkles and sugar-buzz induced silliness.

And I know that when I do have kids of my own, I will have raised them up some amazingly creative cookie coaches.  :)






Saturday, December 8, 2012

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The Great London Macaron Crawl: Partie Deux



For Day Two of our Macaron Crawl, we recruited two more taste-tasters  - Lisa and Erin.    After a wander through the Saturday Market in the quaint old town of St. Albans, we settled in at - where else? - Starbucks and prepared to dive in to Pierre Herme’s macaron creations.

It was the first week for the Red Cups and Starbucks was packed out with shoppers indulging in Gingerbread Latte breaks.  With our table right beside the counter, we had a perpetual audience of curious onlookers, stealing glances at the silly North Americans taking pictures of their cookies but too politely British too say anything.  :)

Erin and Lisa took their inclusion in our scientific study very seriously, and they both reminded me of wine tasters, “swirling” their macarons, biting in carefully and then waiting for the full flavour to become apparent before making their comments.

We decided to take the opposite approach as the previous day and start with the chocolate and caramelly macarons first in hopes of allowing Jess’ tastebuds to finish on a happy note with the fruity ones.  This would also allow us to go through the more familiar flavours first and save the more intriguing ones for last.  


First up was the Porcelana (Dark Chocolate with Caramel a la Fleur de Sel).  The first thing that impressed me about Pierre’s macarons was their texture.  They were very present and “all there” - the cookie wasn’t too airy and the thick ganache layer filler the space in between nicely.  They cut cleanly and didn’t fall apart in your hand, either.  The top cookie of the Porcelana was chocolate while the other was caramel with granules of salt right on it, and there were chocolate chunks in the filling, which was a sort of fudgy caramelly mix.

Jess’ first comment was that it brought back traumatic caramel-tainted memories of the night before, but then the chocolate layer swooped in and redeemed it for her.  Lisa liked how the caramel flavour came through later, which surprised me since I was overwhelmed (in a good way) by the caramel right away.  We laughed when we realized that that was because “one of us” had eaten ours upside-down!  We all agreed that the  slight bitterness of the dark chocolate cut the sweetness of the caramel nicely, and while Erin loved it, she held off on making any judgements (besides “YUM!”) until she had another macaron to compare it to.

Porcelana (Dark Chocolate with Caramel a la Fleur de Sel):

Jess: 3 
Me: 3
Lisa: 4
Erin: 5

Next up:  Infiniment Caramel.  Just hearing the name caused Jess to shudder.  She was a trooper, however, tasting every last caramel macaron we had purchased before swearing that she would never go near one again.  The caramel filling, which seemed twice as thick as usual, was decidedly less buttery than the Laduree counterpart, which was a plus.  Jess found it TOO salty and TOO caramelly (surprise, surprise) and Erin didn’t like the way it squirted into her mouth when she bit in.  Lisa and I, clearly the caramel lovers of the group, both gave it two thumbs up.  It had just the right amount of salt, though I couldn’t quite give it a five because it still didn’t hold a candle to the Canadian Bacon and Salted Caramel macaron from Kitchening With Carly that I experienced this summer.  (I feel like my tongue is ever searching for a repeat of that flavour and never quite coming up satisfied.  No pig, no five, I guess!)  

Infiniment Caramel (Salted Caramel):  

Jess: 1
Me: 4
Lisa: 5
Erin: 2.5

Our third specimen was the Menthe (Mint) - a very artificial-looking green macaron with an incongruently natural taste.  We were all expecting something along the lines of a Peppermint Patty and were surprised when it tasted more like fresh mint you’d buy at the market to put in your salad or add to your iced tea.  Pierre is all about breaking stereotypes, it would seem, and biting into this macaron was akin to expecting Christmas and tasting refreshing summer instead.  It wasn’t necessarily a flavour we wanted in a cookie, but it was fun to be caught off guard nonetheless.

Menthe (Mint)

Jess: 2
Me: 3
Lisa: 3.5
Erin: 2.5

Having not written down which macaron was which when we bought them, we had a bit of a hard time identifying Pierre’s sometimes oddly coloured creations by sight and it wasn’t until we’d bitten into the last four that we really sorted out which was which.  That said, each first bite was a surprise - and not always a pleasant one.

None of us would have pegged the Olive Oil macaron for what it was, except that the process of elimination declared it so when it was the only unidentified one left when we’d finished them all.  I would’ve wondered if the girl had put the wrong one in the bag had I not seen her pull it from behind the Olive Oil sign myself, but even then, I couldn’t tell you what else it might be.  It was a pale green on top and a peach-ish colour on the bottom, with a sort of shiny yellowy filling.  There was a decided note of citrus - lemon, perhaps? - and a shocking bit of jelly in the centre of the ganache.  We all went in prepared not to like this one, and then were pleasantly surprised when we did....probably precisely because it didn’t taste a thing like olive oil.  (And, really, olive oil in itself has a nice flavour, but it always brings to mind olives, and that is just NOT a flavour you want to find in a macaron!)

**Post-Script:  After some further research, I discovered that this was actually an olive oil and mandarin macaron.  That explains the citrus taste and the jelly centre.  Makes me want to try another now that I know what it is!

Huile d’Olive a la Mandarine (Olive Oil and Mandarin):

Jess: 2
Me: 4
Lisa: 2
Erin: 3

The Metisse (Carrot, Orange and Ceylon Cinnamon) came out with the highest combined score of the bunch.  It tied for 15 with the Porcelana, but my guess is that it really came out the winner (at least amongst the ones from Pierre Herme) because it came later in the game when Lisa and Erin’s tastes had been sharpened and become more refined.

The cookie itself was orange, and the creamy yellow filling (which was as delightfully thick as that of the Infiniment Caramel) was speckled with fun little bits of real carrot.  (Pierre definitely gets points for adding “stuff” to his ganache.  It kind of reminded me of eating confetti cake as a kid....)  

Lisa was the first to bite into this one, and she sat there with her eyes closed, trying to taste each of the flavours, before she declared it to be “fresh and clean, like carrot cake meets lemon drizzle cake.”  We all loved the blend of citrus and subtle cinnamon, and this one got high praise from Jess, who said it was the only one of Pierre’s macarons she would willingly buy again.  

Metisse (Carrot, Orange and Ceylon Cinnamon): 

Jess: 4
Me: 4.5
Lisa: 2.5
Erin: 4

Remember when I said that sometimes the surprise of the first bite wasn’t a welcome one?  Yeah.  The Truffe Blanche et Noisette (White Truffle and Hazelnut) was very pretty - cream-coloured with a sort of glittery sheen that reminded me of the champagne Luxembergerlis at Sprüngli in Zurich.  But as soon as it hit her tongue, Erin’s face puckered and turned several shades of grey and Jess cried out, “Pierre, what were you thinking?!?”  Had we not been in a public place, we all would’ve spit this one out on the floor.  The chunks of what we first assumed were hazelnuts could very well have been garlic instead, and the whole package had the nauseating taste of cooked mushrooms.  

It was then that we realized our French had failed us, and that the “Truffe Blanche” was not white chocolate truffle, but truffle of the fungus sort.  GROSS!!!!!  We were all immediately grabbing for coffees and bottles of water - anything to get relief from that horrid aftertaste.  It was at this point that we wished the scale went down to zero.  One just seemed too generous a rating for this nastiness.

Truffe Blanche et Noisette (White Truffle and Hazelnut):

Jess: 1
Me: 1
Lisa: 1
Erin: 1

They're smiling now, but they won't be as soon as they bite into that Mushroom Macaron of Death!
When we’d finally cleansed our palates and, with the help of some Millionaire’s shortbread, recovered from the horror of that Mushroom Macaron, we were (hesitantly) ready to give Pierre one last chance to redeem himself.  The Eden (Peach, Apricot and Saffron) was definitely a good macaron to finish on, leaving a much better taste in our mouths than had we, heaven forbid, finished off with the deceptively shiny Truffe Blanche.  The peach flavour immediately exploded in our mouths in a happy sort of way and packed a wonderfully fruity - but not overly sweet - punch.  None of us really knew what saffron tasted like enough to pick it out, but it sounded exotic and we liked it.  

Eden (Peach, Apricot and Saffron): 

Jess: 3
Me: 2.5
Lisa: 4
Erin: 3.5

When compared to the four kinds of macarons we’d sampled the day before, Jess decided she and Pierre Herme were definitely NOT friends.  There was some base ingredient in all his cookies that just didn’t sit well with her, and besides, his wild attempts at creativity left her feeling like she couldn’t trust him and that he should “just leave good alone.”  

I, on the other hand, will likely go back for more.  I know now that anything that could possibly be mistranslated might in fact be dangerous and should be avoided.  But I liked all of Pierre’s fruity/spicy combinations and would totally be up for some of his more daring macarons, like Mango Chutney or Strawberry Wasabi.  As one who often sees noses turned up at my “creatively flavoured” recipes but then (sometimes) receives rave reviews by those brave enough to try them, I have a soft spot for Pierre and a respect for his courage.  

Overall, our favourites of the day were the Porcelana and the Metisse, but Jess and I both agreed that our absolute favourite of the whole Crawl was definitely the Cassis et Violette” (Blackcurrant and Violet) from Laduree.  Apparently the mother ship still knows how to win the heart of a macaron connoisseur.

Quotes from the girls following their first macaron experiences:

Lisa:  They were unlike anything I’d ever had before....pleasantly different.

Erin:  It was exciting...a massive sugar rush!

Jess:  I need pork.

I’ve scouted out several locations for The Great Istanbul Macaron Crawl of 2013, including a Laduree, and am now taking applications...... Who’s with me?


Tuesday, November 27, 2012

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The Great London Macaron Crawl: Part One



Paris may be the macaron capital of the world, but as the backdrop for my first ever macaron crawl, London far exceeded my expectations.

In case you didn’t read my previous post about the macaron crawl or have no idea what crawling has to do with little French cookies, let me enlighten you.  You’ve probably heard of a pub crawl - an event (sometimes organized, but more often spontaneous) during which participants move progressively from one drinking establishment to another, partaking at each stop along the way.  A food crawl is simply the edible version.  Urbandictionary.com defines a food crawl as “a multi-stop investigation of the best restaurants, meals, or specific items on the menu.  As in, ‘Bro, let’s do a taco crawl next week and find the best carnitas in town.’”

My dear friend Jessica was my taste-testing partner for the Great London Macaron Crawl.  Jess and I have this fun, global sort of a friendship.  We went to the same elementary school in Canada at the same time but never met each other until we shared a bunk bed at school in Tennessee.  Following our years down south, we both moved overseas, but layovers, visa runs and plain old “it-would-be-fun-to-see-you” trips have allowed us to meet up several times in our second homes of Turkey, Germany, and England.  

This time around, I was on my way to Scotland for a retreat, but since flying into London was much cheaper than flying straight to Glasgow, I decided to stop in and see Jess, who lives in Harpenden, England.  We had a whole Friday to spend exploring London, and I decided it would be fun to experience the city through a macaron crawl, sampling as many macarons as we could find in between checking out world-famous landmarks and royal residences.  Not that there was ever any doubt, but Jessica’s willingness to bring herself to the edge of a sugar coma for the sake of the Crawl proved to me that she is a true friend indeed.  

The plan was to try macarons from several different sellers and then do a proper taste-test, with ratings and comments.  I’d scouted out three spots for us to purchase our “specimens” and we were delighted to accidentally run across two others I hadn’t found online.  We bought all-day train/tube passes and plotted our course based on which iconic sites one should see on a first visit and which tube stations were closest to our macaron locations, leaving most of those for after dark when we would be done with posing for photos in front of monuments and ready to sit down with a cup of coffee and plate of pastries.

We decided on a rating scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being “knock-your-socks-off amazing”, and 1 being “what were they thinking?”  Our ratings took into account the texture, freshness and colour of both the macaron’s outer shell and the cookie itself, the flavour, thickness and “oomph” of the middle ganache layer, as well as the balance and overall taste experience of the whole package.

We started our morning with the Tower of London and a stroll over the Thames on the Tower Bridge, then headed down to the destination I was most excited about:  the Borough Market.  Tucked under one end of London Bridge, this collection of stalls was, as promised, a foodie’s paradise.  We sampled our way through the market, nibbling everything from strawberry balsamic truffles to garlic venison chorizo to mango ginger chutney, making sure to save a little room for a falafel wrap and some seriously frothy cappuccino from Monmouth Coffee.  


At the Comptoir Gourmand stand, nestled among the buttery croissants and the most massive meringues I’ve ever laid eyes on, we happened upon our first unplanned macarons of the day.  That inaugural raspberry macaron, followed by a coffee one, was the first macaron ever to pass across Jessica’s lips, marking not only the commencement of our Macaron Crawl, but of Jess’ newfound side-career as a macaron connoisseur.  While she didn’t feel qualified yet to make an educated judgment on it, she was pleasantly surprised by the softness of the cookie (she’d been expecting something drier) and the amount of flavour packed into its jam-filled centre and declared herself officially excited about the macarons to come.  

Jessica's first macaron 
As a (slightly) more experienced macaron sampler, I was pretty impressed by the texture of the ones from Comptoir Gourmand - a slightly crisp outer shell leading into a chewy cookie and pretty decent layers of jam and ganache, respectively.  I was disappointed by how little coffee flavour there was in the latter - it needed more of an espresso kick to really get my attention.  


Jess didn’t rate her first macarons, but my ratings were as follows:

Comptoir Gourmand

Raspberry: 3
Coffee: 2


As we made our way up to the London Bridge tube station, a pastel rainbow laid out on a table in front of a pastry shop caught my eye.  More unexpected macarons!  The flavours at Patisserielila were pretty standard - chocolate, vanilla, various fruity ones, and lavender, which seems to be a must at most macaron shops.  A sweet Italian girl who spoke very little English helped us select our next specimens:  blueberry, peppermint and strawberry.  The flavours of our previous macarons hadn’t quite faded from our palates, so we decided to hold off on eating them just yet.  


It took some careful maneuvering to protect our delicate treasures amidst the crush of bodies on the subway, but they survived more or less unscathed.  We dove into the package on the sidewalk in front of Parliament, just across from Westminster Abbey.  Although I am more a fan of a macaron with some substance to it, these ones, while thin, were admittedly bang on in texture as well as shape.  I’ve read that proper macarons are supposed to be perfectly flat - rounded tops are a no-no.  These ones were smooth with a nice crispy shell.  The “feet” (that bit of airy frill on the inner surface of the cookie) were well formed, although there wasn’t nearly enough filling for our liking.  

The strawberry one, when compared to the raspberry we’d bought at the Market, had much more of a “real fruit” taste to it.  The inside tasted just like strawberry preserves.  The colour of the blueberry cookie was a little unnerving - that sort of bluish gray that results from mixing too many colours of paint together.  It didn’t taste very blueberry-ish at all and was rather a let-down.  The peppermint one was a bright, unnatural blue and while the flavour of the filling was closer to peppermint patty than it was to toothpaste, it was still a bit overpowering even for a mint lover like me.  (Maybe if the outside had been chocolate....)

Now that Jess had two macaron experiences to compare, she jumped in on the ratings.  (Hers are first, mine second.)

Patisserielila

Strawberry: 4 / 4
Mint: 3 / 2.5
Blueberry: 2 / 2

We needed some time to walk off the Borough Market samples and the cookies we’d consumed, so it was perfect timing for the “royal stroll” bit of our tour.  We made our way from Westminster Abbey up past Churchill’s “War Rooms” and the Royal Mews from which Will and Kate emerged in their wedding day carriage.  St. James Park was alive with fall colour (and hopping with hungry squirrels!) and the walk up to Buckingham Palace was a stretch of leaf-kicking bliss.  The queen wasn’t home (according to the absence of “her majesty’s flag” on the roof) so we didn’t pop in for tea.  (I imagine she would’ve enjoyed a macaron with her Earl Grey, though!)  Instead we headed through the autumnal beauty of Green Park and down to the Underground to make our way to the first of our scheduled macaron destinations:  La Maison du Chocolat at Selfridges on Oxford Street.

Oxford, one of London’s poshest high streets, was crowded and alive with early Christmas cheer and the buzz of brand name bag-swinging pedestrians.  Selfridges was a whole department store’s worth of sensory overload.  We stuck to the main floor, weaving our way through the massive cosmetics hall and “edible novelties” section to La Maison du Chocolat’s counter.  

We were greeted by a refined gentleman in a suit named Barnabas.  He spoke softly and oh-so-politely, making us feel like we were wealthy, Selfridges-worthy customers and not simply chocolate-craving tourists.  His crisp British accent had the slightest hint of something foreign underneath, and Jess pegged him for a German in disguise.  

Our personal chocolatier patiently explained to us the various chocolate-themed macarons behind the glass.  They all had exotic names like Maracuja (dark chocolate and passionfruit) and Rigoletto (salted butter caramel.)  His personal recommendation was the new and as-yet-unnamed coconut one, so we included that in our purchase of a box of four.  The truffles in the display case looked amazing, but we stayed focused and stuck to our mission.  Goodness knows we didn’t need any other sweets!  

As we were paying, we explained our Macaron Crawl to Barnabas, detailing the ones we’d already consumed as well as the ones we planned to buy on our next two stops.  With a raised eyebrow and a smile, he told us to be sure to eat some real food in between so as not to pass out from the sugar high.  Point taken.

Pierre Herme, the second official stop on the agenda, also had a counter in Selfridges, so we headed there next.  I had read a lot about Pierre, how he used to work for Laduree (Paris’ original and most famous macaron shop) and later struck out on his own, opting for more daring (and sometimes downright bizarre) flavour combinations.  Being a fan of unusual flavour juxtapositions myself, his were the macarons I was most eager to try.  

Unfortunately, it was a “no photos allowed” situation - I would’ve loved to have captured the variety of cookie-jewels laid out before us.  (Not to mention it would have helped us figure out which macaron was which when we ate them!  Thankfully their website could assist us with that.)

Our box of seven macarons was covered with fun little drawings of London landmarks as well as one of Pierre himself.  We filled it with a couple variations of caramel and chocolate, a mint one (to compare with that of Patisserielila), an olive oil (risky, but I’d read good reviews online), a Metisse (carrot, orange and Ceylon cinnamon), an Eden (peach, apricot and saffron) and the smooth-sounding Truffe Blanche et Noisette (white truffle and hazelnut.)

From Oxford, we hopped back on the tube and made our way to Knightsbridge, home of the famed Harrods department store.  This was one London attraction Jess had yet to visit, so it was fun to be first-timers together.  But before we went in, we heeded the wisdom of Barnabas (and the sound of our rumbling stomachs) and grabbed a couple of 3 Pound meal deals at a Sainsbury’s grocery store across the street.  We sat down on the sidewalk opposite Harrods, admiring the seven storeys of Christmas lights and the “grown-up Disney Princess” jewelry displays in the windows.  To passersby, we probably looked a little like homeless people camped out on the pavement, eating our picnic suppers.  Though I suppose homeless people don’t often eat cranberry and Brie sandwiches.  Nor do they usually have Selfridges bags by their sides.

It took us a fair bit of wandering and asking before we located Laduree in Harrods, partly because we were searching amongst the confection counters in the food hall when it actually had its own separate cafe in a back corner.  The decor itself was intoxicatingly sweet, like a sophisticated version of Candy Land, all pink and frills.  As Laduree is sort of the “mother ship” of the macaron world, we had pretty high expectations of their quality, even if the flavours were a bit lacking in imagination.  We chose lemon, chocolate, salted butter caramel, and, the most intriguing one of the bunch, “Cassis et Violette” - blackcurrant and violet.

It would’ve been fun to sit and sip some tea and take in the ambience while we sampled our macarons, but we didn’t think they’d take kindly to us pulling out samples from their competitors, so we decided we’d do our taste-testing at the Starbucks across the street.  I stood in line while Jess did some strategic hovering to score us a table in the crowded cafe.  Armed with our coffees, a plate and knife (for ease of sampling) and a cup of water (to cleanse the palate between bites) I headed upstairs and joined Jess, who was as eager as I was to dig into the “big guns” of the macaronisphere.  (Not to be confused with the macaroni-sphere....)


We started off with the fruity macarons from Laduree and worked our way around the plate, moving through the caramels and finishing with the chocolate ones.  Jessica discovered that she much prefers fruity to fudgy, and somewhere towards the end she was uttering phrases like, “I’m going to have nightmares when I hear the word ‘caramel’ now...”  For someone who doesn’t even take sugar in her coffee, eight intense cookies in one sitting was a bit much.  Like I said, a true friend, sacrificing comfort for the cause.

With the exception of the Caramel a la Fleur de Sel, (which was, in Jess’ words, “Just like a melted Mackintosh Toffee....but too much salt, too much butter, too much caramel”) we were definitely fans of the Laduree flavours, impressed by how much punch they were able to pack into such a small space.  The “citron” was seriously like a mouthful of lemon meringue pie, aided by the fact that the texture of the cookie is pretty close to meringue.  It brought back memories of licking the pie filling bowl at the bakery where I worked in high school.  :)  Jess liked the plain chocolate more than I did, preferring its subtle flavour to the intensity of the ones from La Maison du Chocolat.  We both “mmmmm-ed” out loud when we bit into the Blackcurrant and Violet.  It was such a full flavour - tangy and sweet, but not too sweet - and we loved the way the jam seeped into the cookie, filling up far more of the internal space than we first guessed.  That one was a winner all around.

With relatively few bumps and wiggles here and there on the surface, these macarons were pretty uniform, with the cookie and ganache equally proportioned.  They had the feel of being the descendants of a long line of macarons hailing from an old and very precise recipe.  Makes sense, as Laduree is celebrating its 150th anniversary this year.

We rated Laduree as follows:

Lemon: 4 / 4
Salted Butter Caramel: 2 / 2.5
Chocolate: 3.5 / 2
Blackcurrant and Violet: 4.5 / 5 (The only 5 of the day!)


It seemed like the Maison du Chocolat macarons all had basically the same filling of chocolate ganache (fitting for a chocolatier), so the main flavour variations came in the cookies themselves.   The outer shells sorta fell apart as soon as you took a bite, in contrast to the Laduree ones, which really held together nicely.  The middles were thick and dense and seemed to take up a lot of space inside the cookie, which I loved.  (I was always the kid who always ate the icing and left the cake.)

The coconut was so-so, leading us to believe that our Barnabas, in true German form, preferred the “safe” flavours.  It had a smooth, balanced flavour (translation: boring) and didn’t really “wow” us.  We both agreed it should have had a chocolate outside and a coconut middle, more like a Bounty Bar, instead of the other way around.

I loved the description of the “Rigoletto” on the store’s website:  “The sweetness of lightly salted caramel with the milk chocolate ganache gently charms the palate.”  My palate was certainly charmed, though I would have preferred an even stronger caramel flavour.  Jess, on the other hand, found the filling to be a bit too much like pudding and wasn’t a fan at all.

The Quito seemed a bit like a brownie disguised as a macaron - it had the feel of a gooey Brazilian chocolate cake that you love but can’t take more than two bites of because it’s so rich.  I liked the slightly bitter aftertaste, with the chocolate decidedly on the darker side.  Jess, proving again to have a much more delicate palate than I, just thought it was too much all around.  (I don’t suppose this being the seventh one in half an hour helped!)

We both chose the Maracuja as our favourite from La Maison.  The chocolate flavour hit first, with the sweet tang of the passionfruit building slowly behind it.  Not as much “wow” factor as the Blackcurrant and Violet from Laduree, but definitely noteworthy.

Ratings for La Maison du Chocolat:

Coconut: 2.5 / 2
Rigoletto: 2.5 / 3
Quito: 3 / 3.5
Maracuja: 3 / 3.5

By this point in the evening, we’d probably exceeded our sugar limit for the whole week (and I was worried Jess might go into a sugar coma on the train ride home) so we decided to leave Pierre Herme until the next day to give our tastebuds a chance to recover. 

Stay tuned the verdict on the best macaron of the Great London Macaron Crawl of 2012 in Part 2, coming soon!